Shattered (beer) Glass

With rathergate mania simmering on the back burner, and the exploits of Steven Glass nearly forgotten, except by Hayden Christensen fans, It was only a matter of time before the next scandal regarding a lack of journalistic integrity reared its head. But in this case, two guys are getting fucked over for reporting on a true story, and are guilty of being eye witnesses to the events about which they report. "What did they do?" you querie? Report on a rape that they committed?, a murder they committed?, i say thee nay. These two charlatains, they played beer pong.

Craig McCool and Mairin Chapman of the highly regarded poop rag the Kalamazoo Gazette were fired after writing a story about young adults and drinking. The two attended a party, played a game of beer pong, wrote a story, and were (beer)canned. I vote for these two to be the new editors of the Daily Texan. Or at least the Travesty. Lift your glasses to Craig and Mairin. True martyrs for their craft.....and livers.