Friday Booze Review: NIXED

Well crap. I realized I was going to be too busy running errands yesterday afternoon to properly drink, so I was going to surprise you guys with something special... a Land of the Dead review! Unfortunately, the lame ass cinema megaplexes only give midnight screenings for lucrative franchises like Star Wars or Batman. Yeah, because when the Godfather of zombie flicks puts out his latest installment it's not a big fucking deal or anything. The chick at the box office did give me the showtimes for today though... the earliest was 10 AM. Yes, you read that correctly. 10 AM. Would any self respecting zombie fan be caught DEAD at a 10 am showing? Of course not. You go at the latest possible hour, ALWAYS stoned out of your gourd, and exit through the alleyway, thus forcing you to traverse through an unknown (and hopefully dimly lit) environment. God bless you, megaplexes, for your complete lack of creativity and personality.

I can't wait to catch this movie. For those of you who haven't seen any Romero: first of all, kill yourself. Then rent the blessed Trilogy and tell me what you think after you finish his Opus.