Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Two things

Regarding statutory rape:

You always have to wonder how these things get started. I can think of a couple of teachers that I would've given anything to hook up with, and somehow this kid actually pulled it off. Was he extra smooth, or was she just that horny? These are things that must be made public.





Regarding Holy Land antics:

To you Israeli "settlers," refusing to leave... build a bridge and get over it. You've been living on someone's lawn for 50 years now, it's time to move on. Besides, it's not as if you're not being reimbursed wayyy more than you should be (courtest good ol' American taxpayer dollar).

To fucking Hamas, I say grow up. You're like the small child who takes pleasure in his sister getting in trouble and being sent to her room. You got your way, justice has been served, so shut the fuck up.

Seriously though, this is a pretty big deal. It is the Holy Land, after all. It's not that I hate to see it ceded to Palestinian rule, I could care less about the politics of the region. It just needs to remain open. Open for tourism, open for legal and legitimate immigration, etc. I don't doubt that the PA has a somewhat level head on its shoulders about that type of thing, but should push come to shove between it and Hamas over power... yeah really bad news for the Strip.

4 Comments:

At 1:53 PM, August 16, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think of all the education that I've missed, but then my homework was never quite like this... you know, tall, blonde, and hot. Hell, I'd be hot for teacher, too.

 
At 3:34 PM, August 16, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad...

 
At 8:42 PM, August 17, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

we should rent the holyland to china then we can all hate those godless commies in mutual harmony.

 
At 9:24 AM, August 18, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you know if they suicide bomb the place enough, we could call it the "Holey Land". Wah wah wah waaahhhh.

 

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