Friday craziness

Okay, I've been saving these for you for today, because I know you will appreciate them more on a Friday. This is some pretty damn good stuff. Enjoy.

Eat a dick.

No, really. Eat a dick. Check out the HONKER they bring out at the end. Fuckin' Chinese.

In case you live under a rock and haven't seen/heard of it, here is the live action Simpsons intro. It was produced by Sky One as a promo for the upcoming seventeenth season in the UK. Pretty damn cool, although I wish they would've let Marge drive on the left side, where she belongs.

Oh good grief. In an SIOC article, this chick is defending the female population of Duke, claiming they're not all ugly. Unfortunately for her, the editor decided to include a picture of her and her friends with her story. The irony is unbearable.

Apparently I never got the memo: there are actual leagues for Rock, Paper, Scissors. Why is this even remotely interesting? Because it's fucking madness. See if this makes any sense at all. In 1995, a pair of Canadian brothers stumbled upon and restarted a dormant, centuries-old RPS club. Thus, the World RPS Society was formed. It represents everything conservative, intellectual, and establishment about the game.

Enter the USARPS League, still in its infancy, conceived by a couple of Hollywood televesion producers. They are the yin to the WRPSS' yang - loud, lawless, and rock and roll. They've already scored a Bud Light sponsorship, and their website (which is hilarious in itself) has a video featuring the "Girls of RPS." They've publicly challenged the World Society to a girls-only tournament. Balls to the wall.

It is blowing my mind even thinking about it.

Sometimes I think the world is a shitty place, but then something like this shows up and offers me a renewed since of hope for all mankind. I mean, shit, just look at the World Society's page to see what I mean. Fuckin' A.