Slowest Week Ever

Today we had a lunch and learn about holiday safety. One of the bulleted blurbs on the powerpoint presentation informed us that most fatalities due to holiday-related accidents are the result of falling, fire, choking, drowning, or poisoning.

How informative. I would probably bet my entire net worth that most fatalities in the 200,000 year history of modern man have been the result of falling, fire, choking, drowning, or poisoning.

The majority of the presentation covered ladder and fire safety. They showed this video clip, which was entertaining:



Pretty funny, but as far as home shopping mishaps go, I think this one may trump it:



"We, uhhhhh, may need emergency surgery... in the studio."

This has been pretty much the slowest week ever. Since yesterday, at work, I've gotten about 90% of my Christmas shopping done online, spent maybe 6 hours browsing the Itunes store, and rocked Wikipedia the rest of the time.

Only 6 weeks of dead time left to go... hooray, holidays!

If you have about an hour to kill, take the Wikipedia quiz. It's also humorous.