"Van Halen - NOT Van Hagar!"

I heard about this on the radio the other day, but blew it off. I mean, come on, Diamond Dave and Eddie reu-fucking-nited, at long last? I've had wet dreams about that unholy [re]union since the sixth grade, but it's never been more than fantasy.

That is, UNTIL NOW. "A source" says a tour kickoff in late April is "99 percent" likely. God bless it.

Tito, we're going.