Whiskey Dick - A Treatise

I think I'm becoming a link blogger, which is probably the lowest denominator of blogger I could be. Alas, I have little else to say unless it involves whining about the state of healthcare, gloating over our new house, or spouting drunken gibberish like a rhesus monkey.

Anyway:

Using mathematical models of penis geometry and hydrostatic pressure, doctors can predict when penises will fail – and in which vagina – he says.

Previous studies have found that the force required enter a vagina, which depends on a vaginal diameter and lubrication, ranges from 1.5 to 2.5 kg. So, "an individual male may exhibit ED with one partner but not with another," says Udelson

Sex funny.

Texas and Toonces Win Again

2003's Proposition 12, which capped non-economic damages in malpractice lawsuits at $250,000, has been so effective in attracting doctors as to create a certification backlog for the Texas Medical Board.

This should say a few things to the United States and to those lucky few who have set down fairly strong roots here.
1. If you're having a doctor shortage (Hi Massachusetts!), try a little tort reform.
2. Texas, and more specifically Houston, may have my heart and residence for long periods to come. Toonces, you and your soon-to-be permanent whisky (yay bourbon) dick will have a fraternal bond to immoral prescriptioning.
3. Doctors need to get paid. Duh.
4. Texas wins again.

Oh, a fun Slate article on the distinct aroma of burnt human.

Bass' chili begins its two-day gestation this evening. In honor of artificially intimate disclosure of ages past, he plans to make Mississippi Mud the the broth beer of choice.