A friend with a cleft asshole?

First, check out the Austin City Limits Festival lineup. Then buy your tickets.

Second, get your sixer of tall-boys ready for Suns/Mavs game 1 tonight. This matchup has more ins and outs than a porno flick. Expect defense to fly out the door at tip-off.

Public challenge: Giz, I'll put a pack of smokes on the Suns for the series.

Third, cry, cry, cry. I'm going to be in stunned disbelief until this weekend when I see this in effect.