The truth
Inspired by Sheryl Swoopes and now Mr. Sulu, I have decided that my time has come. This is my formal "coming out." I am gay.
Richard, those times I grabbed your ass - let's just just say it was motivated by something a little more carnal than the fraternal bond. Frankie, all those times I got hammered and took off my pants - I was waiting for you to make the first move. Everyone else, the rampant gay jokes - they were forced, and made in denial.
Hey Arun, I need you to send me your NAMBLA business card.
Soon I will announce my first man-crush as a practicing homosexual. Any guesses?
Oh, by the by, I'd like to play receiver the first couple of years. I've needed a good colon flush for a while now anyway. This is going to be awesome.
posted by Anonymous @ 8:11 AM
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5 Comments:
Good times. Congrats on your gayness. Do they make a Hallmark for a moment like this? Our whole IT department is in mourning due to Sulu's declaration. I think this bit of news may shut the country down. The next Star Trek convention is going to be the hottest ticket in town.
dude, isn't that insane? SULU?!?! wtf...
let the black hole and uranus jokes begin.
You just grabbed my ass last weekend.....I know all there is to know about the Crying Game.
damn if i would have thought of that earlier maybe i wouldnt have to go to the desert
I knew he was gay the way he looked at Chekov and didn't look at Yeoman Rand's arse as she walked by.
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