Mmmmm, Winter Break

So, with finals over, I renew my devotion to the Triumvirate. I'll remind you guys why you miss me, because I bet you forgot. Anyways....as the yin to Toonces' consummate yang and Gizmo's I'm-the-white-dot-and-the-black-dot-at-the-same-time (yeah, Giz, I'm calling you a hermaphro), I continue to troll celebrity gossip blogs for especially juice tidbits for me (nipple slips) and you. Tidbits that justify my devotion to herd mentality celebrity stalking and emasculation. This is a good one. Click this bitch.




Yes, my pretties, as the Rose Bowl approaches, our opponent's leader gets the shaft. From our women. God Bless. I bet Vince (Young) never gets shafted. Ever.