Tuesday, July 18, 2006

This is disturbing, or amusing, or both

Here are the things on which I am willing to expend valuable thought power:

  • Deciding which book to read next
  • Deciding which movie to watch next
  • Deciding which sports Elliot will play when he is older
  • Figuring out the best way to skip out of work early without getting caught
  • Debating whether or not I would bang Chick X
  • Synthesizing history

It disturbs me that people like these exist, and that they are willing to expend their valuable thought power on taking themselves seriously.

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3 Comments:

At 8:00 PM, July 18, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pink was right. Women are shallow idiots. More important, Elliot needs to play baseball and you need to rewatch George Romero's original zombie trilogy in order in one day.

 
At 7:13 AM, July 19, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also, NCAA 2007 must be purchased. The tradition must continue. The Godfather isn't bad either. Plays a little like GTA, just more cinematics and much better executions.
That is all.

 
At 11:56 AM, July 19, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I usually sneak out the back. That way Lumberg doesn't see me.

 

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