Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Mmmm... Thundercats... Cheetara... *fap fap fap fap*

New Transformers trailer, in glorious HD. Maximize that bitch.

As with other comic/cartoon/video game to live action ports, the potential for major suckitude here is endless, but who really cares? It's fucking Transformers.

A few other nostalgiac slices of my childhood that would make my weiner hard and cause it to spontaneously splooge, were they to be made into live action feature films:

The Centurions. Man and machine, Power Xtreme.

Voltron: Defender of the Universe. That's right, the universe, baby.

ProStars. Suggested casting: Arsenio Hall as Jordan, Kevin Nealon as Gretzky, Bernie Mac as Bo, and Cher as Mama.

Silverhawks. Wings of silver, nerves of fucking STEEL.

Kidd Video. I really think this one could work, if we got Giz to play the part of Whiz. You'll know who I'm talking about when you see him. Roll tape.

And Video Armageddon?

Get the star, Jimmy, the star!

Put your junk in that box!

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At 8:52 PM, December 20, 2006, Blogger CD said...

Ah, The Wizard. Saw that one in the theaters. Best commercial for Super Mario Brothers 3 ever.

At 4:06 PM, December 21, 2006, Blogger angel, jr. said...

Still too much time?

At 2:39 PM, December 22, 2006, Blogger GIZMO said...

dude, Whiz is my friend on myspace. He played cousin Oliver on the Brady Bunch.

At 2:39 PM, December 22, 2006, Blogger GIZMO said...

that, and Jenny Lewis is soooooo hot.

At 3:05 PM, December 26, 2006, Blogger Vince said...

Whiz is the shit.

Is it cold up there yet?

At 1:32 PM, December 28, 2006, Blogger GIZMO said...

nope. actually in Dallas right now. But its not cold in new york at all.


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