I'm going to Catholic heaven

"Well then I'd like to speak with Jesus."
"I'm afraid he's gone native..."

ATHF:MFFT one-sheet

Outstanding.

UPDATE: Much higher resolution artwork here.

How fucked up is it that this movie is 20 years old now?!?!

I couldn't even begin to tally up how many times I watched this when I was a kid.





I think this should cover most of the songs...









I need to buy it on DVD for the sake of The Buddy's posterity. If you've never seen it, kill yourself.

Mmmm... Thundercats... Cheetara... *fap fap fap fap*

New Transformers trailer, in glorious HD. Maximize that bitch.

As with other comic/cartoon/video game to live action ports, the potential for major suckitude here is endless, but who really cares? It's fucking Transformers.

A few other nostalgiac slices of my childhood that would make my weiner hard and cause it to spontaneously splooge, were they to be made into live action feature films:

The Centurions. Man and machine, Power Xtreme.



Voltron: Defender of the Universe. That's right, the universe, baby.



ProStars. Suggested casting: Arsenio Hall as Jordan, Kevin Nealon as Gretzky, Bernie Mac as Bo, and Cher as Mama.



Silverhawks. Wings of silver, nerves of fucking STEEL.



Kidd Video. I really think this one could work, if we got Giz to play the part of Whiz. You'll know who I'm talking about when you see him. Roll tape.



And Video Armageddon?



Get the star, Jimmy, the star!

Put your junk in that box!

More listesesss - Christmas Edition

Being as it is now December and officially Advent, I no longer feel guilty about actually getting into the Christmas spirit. (The first-day-of-November crap we had this year was just a weeee bit much for me.) And there's no better way to set the mood then by watching a good ol' Christmas classic on the tube, err plasma.

Much akin to the Halloween extravaganza of a couple months ago, the Netflix queue has been re-aligned for a Holiday marathon. I'll spare you the daily reviews this go round, but you have to at least acknowledge the list. These are the ten greatest Christmas movies OF ALL TIME!

1. It's a Wonderful Life - Obligatory.
2. A Christmas Story - Our first Christmas without Darren McGavin :(
3. Christmas Vacation - The greatest of the Vacation series, by far, is also a perennial yuletide favorite.
4. Die Hard - "'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation!" Yes, Die Hard is most DEFINITELY a Christmas movie.
5. Home A-fucking-lone - Kevin!
6. The Nightmare Before Christmas - It's the Elfman soundtrack.
7. How the Grinch Stole Christmas - Chuck Jones, Boris Karloff, and Thurl Ravenscroft? Yes, please.
8. Miracle on 34th Street - The 1994 version is pretty solid, but the original is the best. Obviously.
9. Scrooged - Bill Murray doing Bill Murray, and doing it well.
10. A Christmas Carol - While you have several meritorious versions to choose from here, my favorite is the 1984 one starring George C. Scott. Greatness.

Honorable Mention: A Muppet Christmas Carol, Ernest Saves Christmas, EVERY SINGLE Rankin & Bass Christmas special ever made, A Charlie Brown Christmas, Gremlins.

Save your money for the children

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A Third Fourth Reason to Live

this stopped my suicidal inclinations temporarily

Shame and Failure, indeed

I'm playing Tito this week, which may be my best chance to win yet. As it stands now, I'm definitely in lowly, lowly last.

I actually just noticed this, but Tito is second in overall point total, yet has scraped up only one win so far. I guess that's when you know that God really does hate you.

Time to go buy The Little Mermaid and wank it.

The Simpsons Unplugged

This guys's guitar is fooking hideous, but holy shit, look at him go!



Sean Gordon

Get the tab! (Richard, consider this a formal challenge.)