I love Fridays

• The little Asian that lady that cuts my hair for 6 bucks left the hair on the back, right side of my head about an inch longer than the left side. Now when I wake up in the morning, I have mad bedhead, but only on one side of my head. It's pretty funny looking.




• I ordered Elliot this flippin' sweet Darth Vader costume:Good gravy, we are going to get so much candy with him dressed like that.




• Friend of Bland ColoradoHurricane has audioblogged something that Cody should recognize quite well.




• The old, screenless phone is no longer in existence. Nor is my concubinage to Sprint. For those of you who never saw Ol' Silver in action, here's what you missed. So even though the screen was busted, I found out that if you held the battery reeeeeeeally tightly to the phone itself, and then turned it on, you could actually see stuff. The problem was, the second you released pressure on the battery, the screen would go blank again, so you couldn't use your fingers to navigate around. In a stroke of ingenuity (or drunkenness, the line is thin) I figured out that my nose worked nicely as a replacement for a finger. Of course, I tried the occasional pen or straw in mouth, but they were so much clumsier than the trusty nose. I think Richard has some pictures of me in action. He should post them.




• Wow. Before I got lost on that tangent, the original arc was intended to inform you that I am now a Verizon man (corporate discount, what?), and that in a shameless effort to field a response to this blog, you have to add a comment to today's post to get my new number. So there. And yes, I am officially 13 years old again. I win.