Coincidence and satire

Chris Penn was found dead on Tuesday night. I normally wouldn't mention something like this, but I have a personal connection to the story. You see, I spent that very Tuesday night watching none other than Reservoir Dogs, completely oblivious to situation. Of all the movies to pick from and of all the nights to pick THAT one... Holy shit, what are the odds?

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Greg Gutfeld has written an absolutely marvelous little piece of satire in honor of the 33rd anniversary of Roe v. Wade. Seriously, it is one of the wittiest things I've read in a good, long while. Borrowing from a commentor's analysis: "his genius lies in his efficient use of simplicity... Indeed Greg doesn't make any grand arguments on his own, but the way he puts his opponents' arguments together becomes a very powerful and eloquent argument itself."

And yeah, after you've enjoyed the piece itself, make sure you read the comments from all the HuffPo regulars. What's that, you're unacquained with HuffPo? Ah, even better. Then let this serve as a not so congenial introduction to the ever so tolerant progressive crew.

You gotta love those people - they're just so darn CUTE when they're angry!

UPDATE! UPDATE!

Says Gutfeld:

"Judging from my last post, there are a lot of people here who take abortion VERY seriously - so seriously in fact that they worry me. I think what's needed are a few "belly" laughs to ease the tension!

So, in honor of National Abortion Week, here are some cute jokes to tell your kids!

or Nonkids!"

THEY ARE HILARIOUS!