Killing me softly with video games, egregiously with booze

The order of things I love:

Jesus
Elliot
my Wii
my Xbox 360
Netflix

Of late, Tito and I have been playing Excite Truck. It's hella fun. And while it has yet to spawn anything as brilliant as Mario Kart's "The Dick of Life", we've definitely put together some championship level swearing runs whilst playing, you ass-fucking, cunt-licking, cock-smoking son of a cracked-out whore AI!

Because the amount of cursing a game induces is clearly the best barometer of just how badass it is.