Wednesday, July 11, 2007

My fingers are bleeding

After a failed attempt at beating Freya on Expert at Mango's last week, and after wallowing miserably in the subsequent shame, I've been on a mission. It only took me four full hours of attempt/failure iterations, but I finally beat it again. Although I was at that point experiencing post-coital levels of exhaustion and fatigue, I was so inspired that I played through the entire next two setlists (with the notable exception of the Bird).

So anyway, now I'm once again properly prepared to conquer and impress with my shredding skillz. Bring it.

Here's what I was struggling with for so long:



And here's the impossible:

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Tuesday, April 03, 2007

GH2 on the 360

Today I ordered Guitar Hero 2 for the 360! That's right, it's the Multiplayer Bundle - I call lead! Red Octane has a special where they even throw in a free gig bag. This is going to be the best Easter ever.

Good things about the 360 version:

1. New songs.
2. Additional, downloadable songs available from Xbox Live.

Bad things about the 360 version:

1. No Xbox Live playability.
2. More expensive than PS2 version (but then, so is every game on the 360).

If anyone else is planning on buying this, doing so today at Circuit City would be a smart move. If you buy the Single Player Multipack, they'll give you a free card with 1700 Xbox Live points ($20 value). Today only!

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Thursday, March 22, 2007

Two things that are fucking awesome

Both from the Gametrailers.com user submitted video section.

First, REAL LIFE MARIO KART! Totally legit.

Watch!

Second, a 22 month old plays tennis on the Wii.

Suddenly, Elliot is worthless to me.

Watch!

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Gears

This is the reason I've been lying awake in bed lately, thinking about head shots and chainsaws, and mostly not being able to sleep.

I just want to be able to stay home all day and play.





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Tuesday, December 26, 2006

And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us; and the flesh of Toonces was introduced to the worldly pleasure of Guitar Hero 2

Merry Christmas!

Before my trip home this weekend, I'd never played Guitar Hero, but apparently my brothers are known locally as demigods. Tom especially can shred like nobody's business. I, on the other hand, was content to jam out on 'Hard' to Message in a Bottle, over and over and over again. Long story short, I brought home an extra PS2 that my sister had, so as soon as I get a guitar, expect to see me never.

Today at work I am pulling a Richard; I have two 3 hour movies to watch.

Ah, the joy of the Christmas season.

P.S. Yup, that artwork's a Paint job, baby.

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Thursday, December 07, 2006

Boo ya

A guy I work with miraculously stumbled across a PS3 at Best Buy last week. He was going to give it to his kid for Christmas, but later decided to get him a Wii instead (good call). He offered to split net profit on the PS3 with me 50/50 if I would sell it for him on Ebay. I switched off my conscience and agreed.

Let's all say it together: Vince is a fucking whore.

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Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Killing me softly with video games, egregiously with booze

The order of things I love:

Jesus
Elliot
my Wii
my Xbox 360
Netflix

Of late, Tito and I have been playing Excite Truck. It's hella fun. And while it has yet to spawn anything as brilliant as Mario Kart's "The Dick of Life", we've definitely put together some championship level swearing runs whilst playing, you ass-fucking, cunt-licking, cock-smoking son of a cracked-out whore AI!

Because the amount of cursing a game induces is clearly the best barometer of just how badass it is.



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Monday, November 27, 2006

A bold trip!

Well, at least the Cowboys won.

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I got a Wii! It's pretty cool. Once I get Zelda: TP in hand, all will be right in the world. For now, Super Monkey Ball it is! I love the monkeys. And my Wii.

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B16 is visiting Turkey this week. This is a huge deal, and there is a LOT going on here. Neuhaus and Weigel, always poignant, have great insight into the significance of this trip.

To me, the most important aspect of this visit is that it serves as a reminder to all of us that there is still a very real, very historical threat to the existence of "the West" as we know it. Lest we forget, for the greater part of a thousand years, the forces of Islam held siege against Europe. Were it not for miraculous victories in Lepanto in 1571, or Vienna in 1683, we would more than likely be speaking Arabic right about now.

As history would have it, though Europe finally managed to turn away the mortal threat posed from the outside, it has since become crippled by a slow and steady process of cultural dissentegration due to intellectual forces originating within. The most tangible results of its loss of a cultural identity - a declining birth rate, hyper-secularism, the perversion of the notion of "tolerance", and Christophobia - have paved the way for Muslim population booms in France, Great Britain, and several other European nations.

Given these circumstances, how else to interpret [99% Muslim] Turkey's pending entry into the EU as anything but history threatening to repeat itself? And so it is fitting that for an ecumenical visit, the pope choose Turkey, which has historically been the most culturally significant and most infamous entry point for invading Muslim forces.

Lepont 1571, Vienna 1683, Istanbul 2006?

Look Ma, no minarets!An afterthough: I wonder if there are odds on what gesture, if any, B16 will make when he enters the Hagia Sophia.

Probably so. They make odds for everything these days.

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Monday, October 23, 2006

The Angry Nintendo Nerd

Fear not, Giz, for guys like The Angry Nintendo Nerd are still viewable on Youtube. Watch this:



He's got a bunch of them. Don't miss the TMNT one, it rules.

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Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Disappointment abounds

I'm in a shit mood today.

I Netflixed Basic Instinct 2 last night, hoping for some really raunchy spank material. The best I got to see was Sharon Stone's horrible boob job for a grand total of about 12 seconds. How worthless is that?

To make matters worse, I also bought NCAA 2007 for the 360 yesterday. It feels like NCAA 2001. How EA manages to take a flagship franchise about ten steps backward is beyond me. Oh yeah, and did I mention that all 360 games cost 60 fucking dollars?

Whilst I cry bitterly, Jake Shimabukuro's ukulele gently weeps...



This pleases me.

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Friday, July 14, 2006

This nearly inspires me

I sometimes wish that I had the motivation to actually run around on Saturday mornings and look for cool shit at garage sales. It's obvious that there is lots of it out there to be found.

Case in point: since the beginning of the year, these guys have been looking for video game related stuff. They've documented all their purchases by week. You've got to check it out, it's unbelievable how much stuff they've found, and the deals they are getting.

Okay, I've decided that I'm going to start doing this.

Maybe starting next week...

[Via Opposable Thumbs]

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Friday, June 30, 2006

Greatest impulse buy ever?

Since Tito and I are going to see Superman Returns tomorrow, and Superman Returns supposedly picks up where Superman II leaves off, I thought it would be appropriate to watch part 2 tonight to make sure we had our bearings. Because we didn't head out until after 9, Best Buy was closed, and so Target was our only hope at making the purchase.

Target didn't have it.

All was not lost, however. I got something just a tad better, instead.





I accidentally bought a stupid wired controller as an extra instead of another wireless one, but oh well. It's still pretty fucking sweet.

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