Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Disappointment abounds

I'm in a shit mood today.

I Netflixed Basic Instinct 2 last night, hoping for some really raunchy spank material. The best I got to see was Sharon Stone's horrible boob job for a grand total of about 12 seconds. How worthless is that?

To make matters worse, I also bought NCAA 2007 for the 360 yesterday. It feels like NCAA 2001. How EA manages to take a flagship franchise about ten steps backward is beyond me. Oh yeah, and did I mention that all 360 games cost 60 fucking dollars?

Whilst I cry bitterly, Jake Shimabukuro's ukulele gently weeps...



This pleases me.

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10 Comments:

At 11:38 AM, July 19, 2006, Blogger Brian said...

i feel a strange urge to buy a ukelele and begin rocking it like jimi on a strat. i'd like to claim another victory for spikey-haired asian guys everywhere.

 
At 11:54 AM, July 19, 2006, Anonymous Cody said...

I just bought a ukalahlee (or however the fuck you spell it) for my brother, so maybne he'll have his own video soon.

As for NCAA 2007, I am boycotting it because they put those god-damn, media whore, over-hyped, trojans on the cover instead of the national champions.

 
At 7:56 PM, July 19, 2006, Anonymous frankiefirefox said...

brian, you can have mine. Toonie, good to know! I was waiting until tomorrow night, so very good to know. Any suggestions to replace?

 
At 8:11 AM, July 20, 2006, Anonymous Troy said...

Note on NCAA 2007.

The Xbox/PS2 and 360 version are supposedly significantly different. The guys at EA ended up writing an entirely new gaming/graphics engine for the 360 and had to leave out alot of the extra features for the game to get it out in time. The xbox version supposedly has something like a 30 percent larger playbook then last year and all kinds of extra crap.

 
At 8:40 AM, July 20, 2006, Blogger Vince said...

Replacement for Basic Instinct 2: Web of Seduction, starring, among other hotties, Tracy Ryan

Replacement for NCAA 2007: Call of Duty 2

Pretty much every game for 360 sucks.

 
At 12:53 PM, July 20, 2006, Anonymous Virg said...

You mean that asian guy wasn't brian?? I'm confussed. All you asian guys look alike.

 
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