As good as Chad Vader?
Dare I say better?
The Top 15 "Star Wars" Euphemisms for Masturbation
15. Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon
14. Grooming the Wookie
13. Making the Kessel Run
12. Polishing Vader's Helmet
11. Evacuating Tatooine
10. Unsheathing the Meatsaber
9. Releasing the Special Edition
8. Jumping to Delight Speed
7. Communicating with Red Leader One
6. Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo
5. Tinkering With the R2 Unit
4. Manually Targeting the Rebel Base
3. Performing the Jedi Hand Trick
2. Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears
and the Number 1 "Star Wars" Euphemism for Masturbation...
1. Test Firing the Death Star
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posted by Anonymous @ 2:30 PM
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3 Comments:
bravo good sir bravo
Flogging the Bantha
What about for foreplay and sex?
Feeding the Rancor
Rimming the Sarlaac
Making clones
going through the garbage shoot (I don't care what you smell!)
dismissing the Senate
burning jawas
banging the Sebulba
releasing midichlorians
Okay, maybe these aren't as good, but they're fun to think of.
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