Thursday, February 01, 2007

As good as Chad Vader?

Dare I say better?

The Top 15 "Star Wars" Euphemisms for Masturbation

15. Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon

14. Grooming the Wookie

13. Making the Kessel Run

12. Polishing Vader's Helmet

11. Evacuating Tatooine

10. Unsheathing the Meatsaber

9. Releasing the Special Edition

8. Jumping to Delight Speed

7. Communicating with Red Leader One

6. Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo

5. Tinkering With the R2 Unit

4. Manually Targeting the Rebel Base

3. Performing the Jedi Hand Trick

2. Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears

and the Number 1 "Star Wars" Euphemism for Masturbation...

1. Test Firing the Death Star

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At 6:02 PM, February 01, 2007, Anonymous bass said...

bravo good sir bravo

At 7:53 AM, February 02, 2007, Anonymous Cody said...

Flogging the Bantha

At 9:46 AM, February 06, 2007, Anonymous Cody said...

What about for foreplay and sex?

Feeding the Rancor
Rimming the Sarlaac
Making clones
going through the garbage shoot (I don't care what you smell!)
dismissing the Senate
burning jawas
banging the Sebulba
releasing midichlorians

Okay, maybe these aren't as good, but they're fun to think of.


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