The Triumvirate of Bland: I love these kinds of lists

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

In lieu of a post-lunch nap, today I took some time to peruse The 2007 edition of AskMen's Top 99 Most Desirable Women. To spare you the suspense, Beyonce is this year's winner. Sure she's hot, but the thought of Jay Z regularly making sausage out of her roast beef definitely makes her undesirable.

Here's my top 5, in no particular order:

Marissa Miller
Keeley Hazell
Scarlet Johannson
Alessandra Ambrosio
And the love of my life, Jessica Simpson

Very honorable mention, Kelly Brook.

At 3:04 PM, January 31, 2007, Richard said...: Do a Google image search for "Bianca Beauchamp" (Safesearch OFF) when you get home. She's a glorious charicature of female sexuality...with a latex fetish.
At 8:50 AM, February 01, 2007, CD said...: Jessica is the love of your life? What happened to Ashlee?
At 2:45 PM, February 05, 2007, Anonymous said...: Sure, Ashlee's still around, but I wouldn't even know her if it wasn't for Jessica...