Uglimination Runs Rampant!

"Too much belly, not enough dance."

Admittedly, finding pictures of regrettably underdressed obese people is kind of like falling out of a boat and marvelling at getting wet in these trying times, but I've gotta provide the visceral, everyman appeal of the blog. I am the Id. Vince is the ego. With Giz, Mr. super-ego, MIA due to a chronic inability to fix his computer, I am tasked with the entertaining, but decidedly NSFW role of keeping your higher brain functions out of the picture in an Autobot v. Decepticon-style eternal struggle. Fuck you, Vince. Titties in your face (remember, NSFW = Not Safe For Work. Unless you work for...oh..Vivid Video...which I know as a pornography production company from a...uh...school report on religion).