So far, the posts are one dimensional

Which semi-pornographic pudding princess is more alluring to you? Right? No, left. I'm allowed to pick left because I have eternally cherubic facial features and no one would look askance at me eating that sweet, pre-pubescent pudding treat with glazed eyes and a chubby. You? Not so much.

You could look at this at work, but you'd have to be pretty quick with the page down key. I had to take a quick visit to nab the picture. Hopefully, when the tracking software flags the link it will place a little note next to it acquitting me of all company policy violations. "He didn't scroll down! He's an angel! Sing sweet seraphim!" It's just like not inhaling.