Fan Mail
We love fan mail!
Here's one I received today, from a devoted female reader:
Sometimes I think; wow vince is amazing, and I would love to procreate with him and have himin my life. Then I read your freaking blog with posts like your conservative opinions today, and I realize I would have to kidnap my own children to save them from your close minded prejudicial views. good lord. and in what world did bush win by a "convincing majority?" And even further, do you honestly believe that his promise to appoint conservative judges was the issue that pushed him over Kerry. It was the fact that he got to soak in the glory that any president would after 9-11 that he was reinstated. seriously vince.
and by the way, there is this little thing called seperation of church and state that you seem to ignore alot in your political posts. read your freaking constitution.
This makes me laugh, out loud even. Gee, sometimes I forget just how glorious post-9/11 America really is. HA! Good joke, fan!
We love fan mail, so keep it comin'...
posted by Anonymous @ 5:45 PM
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9 Comments:
That's awesome! Tell her that the id is liberal and in Austin. He likes sex too. I'll separate her church from her state, you know what I mean?
Oh yeah! My spoon is ...too big!
Actually, even the most liberal media talking hads admited it was social consrvatives which gave Bush his margin of victory, so Vince is correct when he says that the Sumpreme Court was THE issue whuch made the difference. As for "close minded" the progressives in the Democratic party are the most close minded people in America today. They are the modern day fascists.
Separation of Church and State ? How come when the left talks about that, what they really mean is Separating the State from Evagelical Christianity and Catholicism. I once went to a Unitarian Universalist Church(which is pretty much a branch of the Democratic Party) which had petitions in back of the "church" for all kinds of left-wing political causes and preached a political sermon. I guess only conservatives are supposed to keep their deeply held convictions to themselves.
Yeah anonymous, you gotta kinda feel sorry for some of 'em, huh?
Richard - I mean id - you make me so happy. Make sure you talk lots of drunken shit to the dirty Sooners for me this weekend.
Take pictures too, so we can add a touch of human interest to the blog. The super-ego is too impersonal. The id must shine through.
Hurricane - I love you, in a non-homosexual, phileo sort of way. Rock on, man.
wow. just when i thought i was actually reading something that i could classify as some sort of male intelligence i am struck with how impossible that is. i enjoy the political information and opinion. and the pictures of the adorable baby. however, i am dissapointed to realize that he will be raised to believe that women have "small brains" and that anyone with an opposing opinion in politics is automatically wrong rather than an intellectual challenge. i do love that you used someone's obviously personal message to you as a way to have some male egotistical humor. i agree with the church and state needing to be seperated. but i obviously cannot post my opinions here because the only people who matter in your small meaningless worlds are yourselves. though the brain in their skull is of unquestionable size, it is the brain in their pants which leads their decisions to be so rude and unacceptable.
I consider myself to be politically conservative, which seems to be the overwhelming viewpoint of this blog. However, I am appalled at the humilation and degrading tone of this particular post.
After reading this my first instinct was to make some witty remark about how prejudicial and generalizingly sexist your remarks were. Then I relized people with tunnel vision like you are not worth my time.
thanks for the comments girls, you bring a smile to my face. call me sometime! :)
MWAAAA
They are right Vince! You aren't worth their time!
damn, who pissed off the femmanazis? Sounds like they just need a good, deep, dickin'! Call me sometime ladies: 512-796-6874
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