Richard comes clean

I'll be honest. All I really do is surf to blogs that I have found consistently contain superficially enjoyable content and plagiarize them. Let the God of Blogs smite me with a searing wave of depression and rob me of any ability to pretend like others care about and/or consume my hopelessly trite effusions. So, what do I check in on in those endlessly long hours at work?

Hedonistica.com. Really much more safe for work than it sounds. These kinds of gems.


SomethingAwful.com. I think everyone already knows about this'un. This week's Comedy Goldmine contains haikus about sex with the elderly.
How did I get here?
Why is cum in my Depends?
Who're you? Where am I?

And in the grand footsteps of DailyRotten.com, is TheRepublica.com. News for those too lazy and self-involved to fully understand the importance of real current events.

Yes, I'm crippling my ability to post regularly in the future BUT, I am forcing myself to branch out into even more obscure venues for revelling in the satiation of base desires. In 6 months, I'll just post hardcore porn.