Amazing, Kreskin!

Most of you probably remember the infamous "Fan mail" we received a few weeks back. As you may recall, the comments section on it exploded once a few gals decided to take offense to an obviously tongue in cheek couple of remarks, the end result being an unjustified enmity between both parties involved (us and them). Or so we thought...

In reality, the comments made by said females constituted a "coming out" of sorts. Shannon hinted at things to come via her self-annointed title, "Triumvirate of Sass." At the time, I was wondering why any singularity would choose to employ such ridiculous nomenclature, but just recently the truth has come to light and I am now "in the know," if you will.

I have discovered this.

Yes. They really call themselves the Triumvirate of Sass. Yes. Their first post was really the day after "Fan mail" was made public. Yes. I know.

I have since conversed with two thirds of this imposter trio. Of course, it was in an attempt to score a threesome, or at the very least head, but in lieu of sex I was simply informed that, in fact, we "do not own the patent on the word triumvirate." While this IS true, I believe that we did steal it fair and square.

Message to TOS: Giz, Rich, and I are all minorities. At least steal from someone who's white.

Enough talk. Here they are:

Now, onto more important things.

I would definitely bang two of them, the other if I was REALLY drunk. While my initial requests for a threesome were emphatically denied, I think I still have an outside shot if enough alcohol is involved. Giz has requested that pink come visit him in NYC, so Pink: consider this your formal invite. Richard, you have a girlfriend. Sorry.

Okay, I gotta go. Bryan Adams just came on and I have to slow dance with myself, but make sure you get your laugh for the day over at the TOS.

Good gravy, I love my life.