I love them
I love boobies.
In high school, I was a man slut for about half a second. One of the chicks that I hooked up with a few times I knew from elementary school. That was kinda cool, I guess. It lasted about two weeks. Maybe three.
Anyway, after the first or second time we made out, we had an interesting conversation. It went something like this:
Me: Man, I love boobies. And making out.
Her: This is so refreshing.
Me: What is?
Her: I've been dating men for too long now. I was so ready for a boy.
Me: Sweet. So can I touch your boobies?
The story of my life on so many levels.
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How 'bout them Cowboys?
If there's anything I hate more than the Eagles, it's Philadelphia itself. Brotherly love, my ass. I wish they would've shown more of those asshole fans looking completely dumbfounded after Roy's interception return - I was eating that shit up.Fuck you, Philly!
And Bledsoe... yeah, I'd probably do him.
P.S. Can we stop talking about Terrell Owens? Please?
posted by Anonymous @ 8:46 AM
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I agree, I wish this T.O. thing would end, but we got all next year wondering where he might go. It will be the next chapter in the T.O. Saga.
How about them Bucs.
You found a chick in high school who didn't abhor immaturity? SWEET!
Monday Night Football is starting to turn into the NBA. You just have to watch the last 5 minutes. That was a crazy comeback, and does anyone know who McNabb was throwing the ball to besides Roy? Is he on the take?
Well, did you get to touch 'em?
cody, need you ask?
I had some annoying customers come in a few weeks ago, and everytime they would request stupid things and explain " We're from Philly and that's how we do it there."
Finally after getting to the register, I realized they got extra chesse and charged them for it. They asked why i charged them for that, and I said " Well, I'm from Jersey, and that's how we do it there."
Matt, word. It's still hard for me to think of him in a friendly context, even though I guess he is technically "one of us."
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